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Shit that’s totally fake for minimum wage jobs at places like walmart that they literally don’t actually need:

Cover Letters

Professional References

More Than One Interview

Yeah lemme display my fucking great writing skills to a manager I have more schooling than in a cover letter so I can stock the dog food section of the store at 3am. Seems necessary.

Oh you need my professional references? Here’s two software engineers I went to school with years ago, I’m sure they’ll be real helpful in telling you whether or not I can stock dog food at 3am in your store.

Oh, the last interview that lasted 30 minutes wasn’t enough to tell you if I can stock dog food at 3am in your store? Sure let’s do three more. I’m sure wasting my time will really help you decide.

Yeah fuck it, I can get you a literal house of rep as a professional reference of mine if you need it that badly to tell me whether or not I can stock dog food at 3am in your store. I’m sure all of this really helps you decide.

Oh you need my college transcripts to see whether or not I can stock dog food in your store at 3am? Do you think my grades in topology will give you the edge in verifying my ability to stock dog food at 3am in your store?